And we're all so happy we had this nice little talk, Y'know, the one where You told each one of us that we should run for president?
But we just had a thought. Didn't you once say "Many are called, but few are chosen?"
So...
Who will it be?
And we're kinda, like...excuse me? But did You have to talk to those others and tell them to run too? Wasn't one of us enough to earn Your Very Omnipotent, Very Celestial Endorsement? Did You really have to tell all four of us we should run?
It's all so confusing for us, since we thought that sharing this Divine Revelation with our supporters and the "lamestream media" would surely give us the Godmentum we need to pull past that other guy, (y'know, the one with the wrong religion.)
Speaking of which, who was it who said that when popes and bishops hear You "speaking" to them, that's Divine Revelation, but when "just folks" hear Your voice, that's schizophrenia?
Could You get back to us on this? We desperately want to know which of us You will anoint as "The One," and we're running out of End Times.
Thanks.
Later,
Rick Santorum
Michele Bachmann
Rick Perry
Herman Cain
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