The Beckerhead has his very own Tammy Faye look-alike to shill for him and to convince us all that he should run for president. Why is he qualified? Because he dosn't want to be president--just like George Washington didn't want to be president! So Glenn Beck is just like Geroge Washington, therefore that makes him qualified to be president!
But we really want the Twitter from Wasilla to get the GOP nomination and choose the brilliant Glenn, as her running mate. Mamma Grizzley is way more qualified than Beckerhead to run this country, since she has the answer to all our nation's problems and is happy to meet, unscripted with any journalist or interviewer who will ask her probing, complex questions on foreign and domestic issues.
Except she won't because she can't. And why should she when her adoring fans think she's the bestest tweeter in America, and really, that's what we need in a preznit.
A Mamma Grizzley Tweeter. You go Sarah, and take Glenn with you.
