backdrop user when, as a student, he dabbled in photography. The shocking news confirmed what many on the Radical Right already knew.
Sarah Palin immediately condemned the president's disturbing admission and told FOX News' Chris Wallace that "This is much more of a threat to our freedoms than his Death Panels. Youbetcha! The president's admitted use of muzzles, while a student at Columbia, should make every American question this man's ability to lead this country, which I can see from Chris Wallace's lap."
Radio hate-talker, Rush Limbaugh told his audience that he hoped Mr. Obama's mizzens failed and that President Obama's outrageous encroachment on our liberties will not go unpunished. "Do I know this guy or do I know this guy?" El Rushbo continued. "I am living rent free in this guy's head. It is just amazing, not only can I live in the failed mizzenhead's thoughts, but I can bellow like a rutting bull while doing so. I love myself, I really do, and I'm rich. And absolutely nothing that I've ordered my listeners to defeat has succeeded. Obama the Magic Mizzen is going down in 2012, just like I predicted in 2008!"
Glenn Beck was prostrate on the floor of his teevee studio, sobbing uncontrollably: "I fear for my country, I do, I really dooooo! " After which, he bit his lip violently and bled to death.
RNC Chairman, Michael Steele, ridiculed Mr. Obama's purchase of a foreign-made automobile--a Maserati--for his personal use. "The American people won't tolerate this gross abuse of their tax dollars," Mr. Steele said as he ducked into Betty's Bondage and Crochet Club in downtown Los Angeles.
Bibi Netanytahu, during a hastily called press conference in Tel Aviv, offered an enthusiatic "Mazel Tov!"on hearing the news that Mr. Obama has named the blue mussel as America's official food.
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